Generally speaking, when you mug someone…

…it’s not a good idea to mug someone who practices Kung Fu.

Fortunately, in this case, I’d only slept 3 hours in the previous 40, and it took me long enough to realise what was happening – and I was sufficiently in-attentive – that I didn’t hit back in any serious way.

But if you see me with a black eye and a swollen cheek at GDC, that’s why. Because I was still apologizing after the guy had hit me in the face the third time, and only when he tried to take my bags did I start hitting back. I’ve heard about it before – the “Gentleman martial artist” problem – where you’re too polite to respond when someone hits you in a manner that’s fairly weak compared to what you’re used to, and you find it hard to take the attacker seriously (although it hurts enough afterwards).

Guess I’d better start going to more sparring sessions. Because – frankly – letting yourself get so utterly surprised is a total fail in a martial sense. If the leader had known what he was doing (and I could tell him what he should have done), I’d still be unconscious right now. There’s been a few muggings recently in Brighton – Nik got a fractured cheek for refusing to give up his iPhone (good on you, Nik) – and I tried to catch them, but they ran faster than I with my suitcase and laptop heading off to San Francisco :(.

5 thoughts on “Generally speaking, when you mug someone…

  1. Olivier Carrere

    I didn’t know you were practicing Chinese Martial arts… You’ve sparked my curiosity… Which style?

    Sorry you got mugged BTW… It’s never a good experience (I’ve been there a couple of times)

  2. Olivier CARRERE

    Ah yeah, very direct style, yet still quite elegant (unlike the similar in design wing chun)

    I hope you’re recovering alright from the punches and enjoying GDC nonetheless :P

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